If you’re a Twit, somebody who spends a lot of time on Twitter, you need not apply because:
- Some issues involve more than 140 characters.
- Hello? You’re supposed to working.
- It offends me that you think people care what you had for breakfast.
- Not all spelling and grammar rules are optional.
- Because Twitter is so 2008.
- I’m ADD enough for the whole company.
BTW, I don’t actually believe any of the things I wrote above. But it was fun to write, I was wondering if I could get a reaction, and I just finished reading 6 Things Derek Powazek taught us about linkbait. I’m pretty sure this paragraph broke his rule #1.
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